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PostSubject: Funny: Putty Tat's Favorite FleaDomain Posts   Thu May 01, 2008 11:25 pm

Ancapolis Roads...


Not the usual government mandated rational traffic lights:



Can't beat customer satisfaction/specialization...



The free market caters to many niches...



Hell, even our private cops are better... so you kinda look forward to getting arrested...



As indeed are our "citizens"...


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PostSubject: Funny: Putty Tat's Favorite FleaDomain Posts   Sat May 17, 2008 3:18 am




Shocked Gee’s Secret Sex Shop Portal…

So... I click on Gee and notice that he has, both a blog and a website. Not knowing what the hell the difference is, I proceed to investigate…



Next, there it is (website) and with a link to Wired Magazine. Not having read it in a while, I click on it and discover a Christian Sex Shop, called “God Bless This Lube”!!! (???) Shocked



You too can now acquaint yourselves, with the ‘devil’ at the Christian Sex Shop, thanks to Gee at: http://www.wired.com/news/columns/0,71612-0.html?tw=wn_story_page_prev2



Thanks Gee, you ol’ smut-peddler you…
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http://freedomainradio.com/board/forums/thread/21443.aspx
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PostSubject: Re: Funny: Putty Tat's Favorite FleaDomain Posts   Sat May 17, 2008 3:34 am

So that's where those hedonists hide out...
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PostSubject: Re: Funny: Putty Tat's Favorite FleaDomain Posts   Sat May 17, 2008 3:35 am

Here's another one in reply to:

Gee's personal fleadomain manifesto...


Good News Gee!!!


Read today, that Unabomber's Montana cabin, is going up for auction...

Hey, you might even find, some of his spare parts to play with, for your computer tinkering... or just sell them off to enthusiastic murderobilia collectors... or be a tour guide... podcast live...

Just don't blow yourself up, by accident... or on purpose, for that matter...

Imagine the headlines: Anarchist Takeover of Unabomber's Hideaway

Just keep that mind ticking... you never know, what else might develop... fame, fortune, movie contracts... a legacy to humanity after all...



http://freedomainradio.com/board/forums/post/21353.aspx
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PostSubject: Re: Funny: Putty Tat's Favorite FleaDomain Posts   Sat May 17, 2008 3:42 am

Love that image! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Funny: Putty Tat's Favorite FleaDomain Posts   Sat May 17, 2008 3:51 am

Here's another funny:


Will the 'REAL' Molyneux Please Stand Up!


So...

I'm minding my own business and reading the daily Google science news, when all of a sudden Molyneux jumps out at me!!! (???) Shocked

WTF? (I say to myself discreetly... what is going on here???)

Don't believe me?

Then see for yourself...

http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20060822-7564.html

Which I got from:

http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20060822-7563.html



WARNING - WARNING: THEY ARE SPREADING...





Ps. So here we have a biz opportunity: World's first Ancap computer game... starring Molyneux... produced by Molyneux... directed by... well... you know...

Ps2. My cut is only 15% of the gross... now let's get on with the program... $$$

http://freedomainradio.com/board/forums/thread/21549.aspx
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PostSubject: Educating CultishStew Re Relationships... By Putty Tat... Naturally!   Sat May 17, 2008 5:37 am

Educating CultishStew Re Relationships...


Stefan Molyneux:
If two people really love each other, they do not want to share. Why would they?


Greg Gauthier:
Wha.. What?


Putty Tat:

HAHAHA!!!



Monogamy: The artificial social arrangement backed and encouraged by force. Typically promoted by conservative elements in society.

Men do not want one "partner," but many. This is in fact a well recognized, "universally preferred behavior."

Today, the parasitical half of the relationship arrangement, prefers the opposite.

There was a time, when women actually attacked men who wanted only one "love" or wife. Their argument used to be, that he is despicably selfish and that because he was wealthy enough, he ought to share, among as many as he can afford. ie. wives, concubines, etc. Interestingly today, a man would be attacked by women, but for exactly the opposite desire...

The nearest natural arrangement would in fact be, just as with apes and monkeys: One male and a few females. This deeply rooted "universally preferred behavior," is still in fact reflected, among the men of wealth. Or to put it another way: Monogamy is for the poor!



Ps. As an institution, it is an aberration in terms of historical behavior and an absolute disaster in terms of human fulfillment. Thankfully, it is on the way out, to be replaced by flexible and more productive arrangements.

http://freedomainradio.com/board/forums/post/22046.aspx
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PostSubject: Re: Funny: Putty Tat's Favorite FleaDomain Posts   Sat May 17, 2008 6:04 am

Educating CultishStew Re Relationships...


But CultishStew fruitlessly argues back:

Stefan Molyneux:
Well, my feline friend, you might not want to confuse 'marriage' with the version currently defined, enforced and corrupted by state power. That's like attacking mercantilism as if it were the free market!

And you do realize you're going to have a tough time convincing me that my monomous love relationship is 'an absolute disaster in terms of human fulfillment', right? Saying it won't do.

Some men want 'lots of partners' because they think that sex is better with someone new. Not true. Marital sex is the best of all!

And some men do want to be deeply involved fathers rather than shallow 'players' grabbing at anything that moves.

And sure, we can talk about apes if we like, but apes masturbate in front of children and throw poo at anything they don't like, so you'll be casting your net fairly wide in terms of 'justified behavior'! Wink
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To which Putty Tat replies:

Well, my feline friend, you might not want to confuse 'marriage' with the version currently defined, enforced and corrupted by state power. That's like attacking mercantilism as if it were the free market!

Fear not, oh friend of feline, this cat doesn’t confuse a thing… though you yourself might not want to confuse, liberation from state corruption, with the specific characteristics of ‘human nature’

And you do realize you're going to have a tough time convincing me that my monomous love relationship is 'an absolute disaster in terms of human fulfillment', right? Saying it won't do

Re your ‘monomous’ love relationship…? Probably!?!?! It must be a seasonal new variety, as I’m not yet familiar with it! (Sowwy, couldn’t wezist!) Whoops! Almost slipped on that Freudian thingamajig as well… Tough time convincing, eh? Nah, just think, how much more fulfilled you’ll be, when I send you another four, stunning, prime beef specimens… say for a seven day probationary period… you know… empirical evidence and all that… let’s see how high your fulfillment quotient rises… Wink

Some men want 'lots of partners' because they think that sex is better with someone new. Not true.

False. Not “some” but “most.” And it’s not so much that they ‘think it is better,’ but that Mother Nature, compels them that way… ie. It’s perfectly natural… It’s the warped socialization process, which constitutes the perversion.

Marital sex is the best of all!

Saying it won't do! Which is why I so eagerly await your empirical test results and with bated breath!

And some men do want to be deeply involved fathers

Sure, we’ve all heard about the feminization of men… add to it all the other state corruption… and you even get stay-at-home-with- the-children-dads… you know… The Real Alpha-Males…

rather than shallow 'players' grabbing at anything that moves.

Well, if women had any depth to them, there wouldn’t be any ‘shallow players’… But I’ve been waiting for this one… the all purpose general smear… typically thrown around by those who are usually quite incompetent, in the highly competitive meat market… or who have a vested interest in the status quo. So, my answer is: Given that sex is a good thing, those skillful enough at it, who become wholesalers, should in fact be respected for their achievements… just as in any other field…

And sure, we can talk about apes if we like, but apes masturbate in front of children

HAHAHA!!! OOOooohhh!!! The shock of it all!!! The horror!!! How will I sleep tonight!!! If this is a serious problem for you, please do not go to the zoo!

and throw poo at anything they don't like,

Wow! No kidding?! Well, advanced self defense manuals recommend the same actually… and it’s certainly better than shooting bullets, which is all too often, the “civilized” way of doing things. The point about the apes is, that we should live according to our nature. Men were designed and built for multiple partners. There’s no getting away from that fact. The conservative propaganda notwithstanding…

so you'll be casting your net fairly wide in terms of 'justified behavior'!

Not really, just recognizing the facts of reality…

http://freedomainradio.com/board/forums/thread/22046.aspx

Needless to say, as on numerous other occasions, the obtuse fuck backed off... which is his usual procedure when faced with argumentation which he can't defeat... stonewalling and willful evasion is his usual modus operandi... pathetic immoral fuck!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny: Putty Tat's Favorite FleaDomain Posts   Wed May 21, 2008 4:51 am

Here was another:

Show me the funny!


Hey, I demand a joke section in this humorless desert of gut wrenching seriousness!

Just had an idea to start an employment agency and there's no real place to put it!

"Other" just doesn't cut it!

I'm starting: The Monica Lewinsky Internship Placement Agency

Speedy html coding (whatever the hell that is) by admin would be appreciated...





Or else...




Ps. Oh and to encourage your cooperation, I found a thingamajig for your signature... unfortunately, it has one too many "efs" in it... but that's only because the guy that sold it to me stutters...



http://freedomainradio.com/board/forums/thread/24163.aspx
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PostSubject: Re: Funny: Putty Tat's Favorite FleaDomain Posts   Wed May 21, 2008 5:55 am

Here's another:

Re: Mutualism????

Mutualists eh...

Can't wait to meet their wives & girlfriends...

For some mutual exchange...

Of compressed bodily fluids...

For mutual benefit, of course...

Umm... is Heuristic a mutualist too???

Twisted Evil


AnarchistWithoutAdjectives:

haha why do you say that about Heuristic?


Putty Tat:


Only because I care...

Wink

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PostSubject: Re: Funny: Putty Tat's Favorite FleaDomain Posts   Wed May 21, 2008 6:45 am

And another...

Re: My First Post...

Greg Gauthier:

Dude, give me a minute to breath. I've been a little preoccupied since then. I'll probably reply to them on Thursday.


Putty Tat:

OK...

Duuuuuuuude!!!





Here... hope this helps...




AnarchistWithoutAdjectives:

HAHAHAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK Twisted Evil



Putty Tat:


HEHEHE!!!

Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

http://freedomainradio.com/board/forums/thread/40372.aspx

PS. Notice that the wheelchair has been censored by the scum over there... along with many other Putty Tat's posts...
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PostSubject: Re: Funny: Putty Tat's Favorite FleaDomain Posts   Wed May 21, 2008 7:32 am

And another...

Re: Ex-lawmakers find work with lobbyists


H. Rearden
That is not news. That has been happening for a long time.

Putty Tat
OK Aynarchist...

H. Rearden
I don't recognize that label as a legitimate label nor would I claim to be one if it were a legitimate label. Nor am I an objectivist. I am a libertarian, minarchist, freethinker, dynamist, praxeologist, Austrian school advocate, and anti-Georgist.

Putty Tat
Umm...
OK Aynarchist...

H. Rearden
I stated that label does not apply to me. Thus please refrain from refering to me by that label which is not in my dictionary and probably is not an entry in any dictionary.

Putty Tat:
Lighten up will ya???
Don't turn a mole into a mountain...
The label refers to minarchists...
You're a minarchist...
Wear it as if I said minarchist...
OK Aynarchist???

Ps. Fact: Aynarchy is mentioned in at least one Lexicon that I know of... so there...

Limited Government, n. Limited robbery, limited slavery, and limited murder. Partialitarianism. Aynarchy.

H. Rearden
No it is not ok with me. Would it be ok with you if I refer to you as jerk?

Putty Tat
But I don't refer to myself as jerk...
Though you refer to yourself as a minarchist all the time...
Since Aynarchist stands for minarchist, why is one endorsed & the other not?
It's like saying it's OK to call it a vehicle, but not a car, ridiculous, don't you think?

http://freedomainradio.com/board/forums/thread/45733.aspx
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