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 Funny: Ted Cruz, Who Is Not the Zodiac Killer, Acknowledges a Long-Running Joke

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PostSubject: Funny: Ted Cruz, Who Is Not the Zodiac Killer, Acknowledges a Long-Running Joke   Wed Oct 18, 2017 11:57 pm

Letís get this out of the way first: Ted Cruz is not the Zodiac killer.



Weíre pretty sure. The infamous serial killerís last confirmed murder was in 1969, while the senator from Texas was born in 1970. We feel the need to be very clear about this: Ted Cruz, the Republican senator from Texas, is almost surely not the Zodiac killer. Itís just about impossible.
But thatís long been a joke on the internet. And on Wednesday, Mr. Cruz, who evidence suggests is unlikely to be the Zodiac killer, posted the following on Twitter:

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pic.twitter.com/CRKdrSDWes
ó Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) Oct. 18, 2017

You might recognize the image as a coded letter the Zodiac killer once sent. This does not, any reasonable person would conclude, offer definitive proof that Mr. Cruz is the Zodiac killer, who was blamed for at least five murders in the San Francisco Bay Area and has never been identified.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/18/us/politics/ted-cruz-zodiac-killer-tweet.html
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